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| Ethan Suplee | Fan | |
| Ben Affleck | Holden McNeil | |
| Scott Mosier | Collector | |
| Jason Lee | Banky Edwards | |
| Casey Affleck | Little Kid | |
| Dwight Ewell | Hooper X | |
| Joey Lauren Adams | Alyssa Jones | |
| Guinevere Turner | Singer | |
| Carmen Llywelyn | Kim | |
| Brian O'Halloran | Jim Hicks - Executive #1 | |
| Matt Damon | Shawn Oran - Executive #2 | |
| Alexander Goebbel | Train Kid | |
| Tony Torn | Cashier | |
| Rebecca Waxman | Dalia | |
| Paris Petrick | Tory | |
| Welker White | Jane | |
| Kelli Simpkins | Nica | |
| John Willyung | Cohee Lundin | |
| Tse-Mach Washington | Young Black Kid at Record Store | |
| Ernest O'Donnell | Bystander | |
| Jason Mewes | Jay | |
| Kevin Smith | Silent Bob | |
| Kristin Mosier | Waitress | |
| Virginia Smith | Con Woman | |
| Mike Allred | Self | 
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| Producer | 
              Robert Hawk
               Scott Mosier  | 
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| Writer/Composer | 
              Kevin Smith
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| Cinematography | 
              David Klein
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| Music | 
              David Pirner
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             Holden and Banky are comic book artists. Everything is going good for them until they meet Alyssa, also a comic book artist. Holden falls for her, but his hopes are crushed when he finds out she's a lesbian.  | 
        
            
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